HAIKU BEEYATCH

pass the mulling spices...

Friday, July 30, 2010

Serenity

Hording with dragons
Talking smack with weed whackers
Sipping tea with monks

Friday, June 18, 2010

Uh oh

everything i eat
tastes like blue acrylic paint
munch munch munch munch munch

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

It tasted bad

children were starving
in third world nations, so she
ate the bitter plum

Friday, June 11, 2010

Your Airtight Seal

i see you frown and
your eyes turn down to the floor
and i can't help you

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Relax, Bitch

only clench your mitt
to fist your girlfriend better
elseways open it

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Cheeks

bitch got in the sink
and did a wizzjacky piss
in the blacklight glow

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Not Yet Dead

they turned their backs on
your freshly dug grave but i
stayed with the crickets

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

burst pipe

her bilious grief
sparked a sweet effluvium
upon combustion

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Committed

the grass was lush green
and he'd tend to it lovingly,
though it was plastic

Monday, May 24, 2010

Wretched Boy

timed his empty days
to the clicking of her shoes
coming down the hall.

Friday, May 21, 2010

All Good Things

frothy bubbles run
down the gutter, chasing
the impassive black hole.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Hidden Asylum

horrible window
the landscape of pigeon shit
warm yielding trash bags

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

trapped in skirts

perfect strangers wept
at the sight of her gleeful
banister wipe out

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

sunflower eyes

the little boy who
was conceived in west texas
is taller than i

You are a Sham

I want to send a
note on a string all the way
to the top of Fear.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Fairytale

There's something in your teeth
said the tortoise to the hare.
May I lick it out?

Monday, May 10, 2010

The Snip

For your malady
I stand by the garden tool.
Give me the nippers.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

bridge to paradise

the only way is
littered with gleaming clam shells
how hungry are you?

Filling

Louder than sirens
and beating like cake mixers
as sweet as your mouth

Monday, May 3, 2010

Open wide

She trapped a naughty
boy between her sexy legs
and laughed in his face

doggie style

a hot bitch in heat
finds her way into the rock
hard predicament

Thursday, April 29, 2010

hugging her instead

waking up alone
singing awake my smile to
the sound of nothing

Monday, April 26, 2010

Auto Combust

i still think you should
have had red hair so you could
light the world on fire

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Wedding Day

all the ways you smile
make the world jump up and down
for togetherness

thank you

Friday, April 23, 2010

Up in Trees

flying squirrels die and
what you love you must love now
so don't look down babe

Thursday, April 22, 2010

clammy palms

put your hand in mine
if you don't mind my crushing
the love out of you

something for the both of us

i talk a good game
because i want to crawl back
to your open arms

Alternative Devotion

what could i tell you
that would mean the same thing as
i love you so much?

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Ziplock Bag

Why on earth did i
discard my sweet dignity
in the holding pen?

This sealed ziplock bag
Holds the evidence of my
Naked trembling shame.

Cum

taking by force
the tortured swinelove in your
violet cummerbund

Monday, April 5, 2010

Sometimes

i start to miss you
hallucinating you, babe
so long gone from here

Everytime

fat flying angels
love poems, nothing but love poems,
around in circles

flying on laughter
throwing golden confetti
at twinkling blue eyes

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Patient

This face full of doubt
quietly realizing
That nothing is perfect

Friday, April 2, 2010

the Thing that was his Because

deep in the sunset
of his burning cigarette
i saw the reason

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Note to Self

write me a scene
let there be a guy dangling
from a trapeze, dead.

The Shiniest Boy

my heart still pounding
you make it so difficult
alone in the snow

incorrigible and true
the color of tomorrow
you make it worth it

Friday, March 26, 2010

endure

broken heart from you
beating, looking up at me
wondering how long

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Optimism

when I back way up
the haze that smothers my dreams
is yellow and warm

Monday, March 22, 2010

Red Spiral

dark circular room
all the doors shut one by one
ouch, how you slammed them

shrill resounding rage
walled up against willingness
steeped in your own hell

crouch in cold armor
bitter fists that blame us all
for your misery

inward and around
curled up facing the dank wall
so there's no way out.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Epic Love Affair

If I could love you
even more, without my heart
exploding, I would

Epic Love Affair

If I could love you
even more, without my heart
exploding, I would

In Sincere Protest

the dog kept barking
fuck off, you wicked bitches
demanding wet food

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Looking Glass

She had to admit
Her mind was like a stranger,
Staring back at me.

Stench

No amount of soap
Could wash the duplicity
from his tar choked mouth

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Cemetery

for good company
the cemetery is full
of people at peace

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Heart Shower

She could not allow
The wind driven paint splatter
To be wiped away.

Character Shoe

tear up the duct tape
it's all different in Vegas
wicked red feathers

Monday, March 8, 2010

Cuffed

it's such a turn on
please hold me in abience.
force me not to care.

Devotion

keep dreaming of me
cuz tattoos are forever
your heart in my mouth

Friday, March 5, 2010

because

worthy of a cake
prouder than a new shadow
there, like an ashtray

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Bender

sharpen your tongue if
you want to spank me for real
bend me till i break

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Never Ending Ending

when you see a fly
dragging his belly through space
it means he's dying

Friday, February 26, 2010

Dark Universe

i am wrong and weird
i am hurdling through space
with my legs open

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

The Opposite of Beautiful

punished the devil
made him pay for what he did
died alone, frowning

Ode to Susie Salmon

open-hearted bitch
closed minded transexual
their worms co-mingling

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Unkissed

if you get lonely
tying bones with pretty bows
is almost like love.

Reborn Again

balloons always sink
and good things die all the time
push up through the dirt

and call me.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Snowy Road

oh the lonely drive
made two holes in the windshield
so i could find you

Saturday, February 20, 2010

SFGB

Bully my feelings
into submission for you
rearrange my love

Opium Den

Hand over your mouth
the hot palm if addiction
suddenly your gone

Friday, February 19, 2010

Ode to Etgar Keret

the fat lady said,
"that's not kids, that's animals."
her tits were so big.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Innocence

last night on my bed
i felt yesterday become
today and i laughed.

sometimes yesterday
seems like all the tomorrows
i'll have forever

but today i feel
the story spinning frothy
bubbles out of me

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

You Again

fuck this is awful
how could i let this happen?
again and again

Monday, February 15, 2010

Breath

it's hard to hold still
and let shit wash over you
squinting through the scudge

Sunday, February 14, 2010

SteadyCam

Just let the whip hang
and be the focus puller.
Always favor me.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Grace

When the dust settled,
she laughed out loud with relief
and she bit her nails.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Balls

And then he asked me
What's a little reach-around
Between co-workers?

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Same Sand

All the grains of sand
Don't know they have each other
That they're all the same.

Gone

the ice cream melted
but the desert doesn't care
the sun just lives there

Monday, February 8, 2010

Diablo

would you consider
a one word email volley
in lieu of marriage?

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Samosa

potato fried peas
give me your greasy lunch lips
the waitress loves us

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Tow Truck

remove me from this
life of plastic, cracked to shit
hide me in a tree

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Smashed Feathers

we flew together.
it was great until we smashed
each other's heads off.

Monday, February 1, 2010

goldfish monster

stamp stamp stamp me down
laugh and drool and spit on me
you won't remember

hold me kiss me love
shine your eyes up in my face
you won't remember

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Ecstasy

Harrowing the sun
my heart was bursting open
all covered in dust

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Advice

here's what you can do
take your inner conflict and
stick it up your ass

Big Joke

We don't get along.
i'm coming at you, laughing.
you're holding your breath.

not your mistress

I'm not your mistress
tell the trumpets in my heart
to shut the fuck up

Friday, January 29, 2010

Sssssammy

gloves donned for smashed glass
curled up in a knot for you
eat me like a snake

kick me in the heart

you bitches don't sleep
you hungry hungry hippos
fucker made me cry

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Double Haiku for Both of Me

wendy's note to self
you are a happy buddha
please unclench your teeth

today's addendum
you are a shining dragon
please scorch these assholes